elfi3:

here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

9:45 pm  •  23 January 2013  •  244,656 notes

doomf:

YOU’VE NEVER REALLY HATED YOURSELF UNTIL YOU’VE SAID “ur mom” TO SOMEONE WITH A DEAD MOTHER

(Source: andrewbelami)

10:39 pm  •  12 January 2013  •  36,818 notes

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

10:38 pm  •  12 January 2013  •  809,083 notes

ferrisbueller:

do you ever cry because you don’t live in new york city

7:24 pm  •  8 January 2013  •  66,208 notes

catswithbenefits:

im still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature

5:04 pm  •  7 January 2013  •  254,573 notes

my new year’s resolution is to drink more because life is fucking terrible

(Source: bathofbleach)

4:54 pm  •  5 January 2013  •  50,919 notes

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)

4:54 pm  •  5 January 2013  •  1,018,149 notes

alrights:

i hate it when people don’t hate the people i hate

8:08 pm  •  30 December 2012  •  48,944 notes

thetowndrugdealer:

is it acceptable to start an essay with “listen here you little shit”? 

(Source: thetowndrugdealer)

7:50 pm  •  30 December 2012  •  198,664 notes
  • Me after just cleaning my room: Wow, I am never letting my room get messy again!
  • The next day: has anyone seen my bed
  • 7:50 pm  •  30 December 2012  •  290,347 notes

    odolnost:

    if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

    7:49 pm  •  30 December 2012  •  230,331 notes

    adinasauce:

    circumcisions:

    do you ever have those days where you feel like a white person in an infomercial

    image

    (Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved)

    7:48 pm  •  30 December 2012  •  290,906 notes

    gwenstefuckme:

    When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream

    (Source: hjertesick)

    7:48 pm  •  30 December 2012  •  77,740 notes

    vvierd:

    true embarrassment lies within your first email address

    8:08 pm  •  25 December 2012  •  164,563 notes